Guest FatimaBAbubakar Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FatimaBAbubakar Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Shaquille O’Neal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FatimaBAbubakar Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Bill Clinton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FatimaBAbubakar Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." George W. Bush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FatimaBAbubakar Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Rudy Giuliani Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FatimaBAbubakar Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." Michael Jordan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FatimaBAbubakar Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 "I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children! Donald Trump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FatimaBAbubakar Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Barack Obama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FatimaBAbubakar Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” David Letterman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FatimaBAbubakar Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing! Jay Leno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FatimaBAbubakar Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Al Gore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FatimaBAbubakar Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 .An Economist explains his reason for having two wives...! First, Monopoly should be broken... & second, Competition Improves the Services...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FatimaBAbubakar Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 You never get a person of your type in this world.. Either u hve to adjust or compromise. Adjust when someone wants to be with you & compromise when you want to be with Someone.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FatimaBAbubakar Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 Marriage is like a flute, It may have several holes and emptiness. The same holes and emptiness gives beautiful and melodious tunes, if you know how! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FatimaBAbubakar Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 To be happy with a man, Love him little and understand him a lot... To be happy with a woman, Love her a lot and do not try to understand her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FatimaBAbubakar Posted May 6, 2012 Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 A Little Less Ego, A Little More Understanding, A Little Less Argument, A Little More Concern,That's What Keeps Strong Relations. Forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FatimaBAbubakar Posted May 6, 2012 Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 It is not that how much you feel happy with some one that matters. But it is that how much some one feels ALONE without you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FatimaBAbubakar Posted May 6, 2012 Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 Speak less to people whom you love the most....Because if they can not understand the silence.....They can never understand your words.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FatimaBAbubakar Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Women always worry about the things that men forget, men always worry about the things women remember... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FatimaBAbubakar Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling" The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FatimaBAbubakar Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Learn the habit of compromise. Because its better to bend a little, than to break a loving relationship.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FatimaBAbubakar Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner of his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FatimaBAbubakar Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FatimaBAbubakar Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Men Call their wives HOME MINISTERS what should women Call their Husbands? . External Affairs Ministers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FatimaBAbubakar Posted June 10, 2012 Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 BEST RELATIONS DONT NEED PROMISES, TERMS OR CONDITIONS. THEY JUST NEED TWO WONDERFUL PERSONS, ONE WHO CAN TRUST AND ONE WHO CAN UNDERSTAND. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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